Church Could Save Your Life!

Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.

Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians.

Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these.

However, only .001% of all deaths occur in church worship services, and all of these deaths are related to previous physical disorders.

THEREFORE, the safest place for you to be at any time is in church. (Bible study is safe, too. The percentage there is even less.)

Go to church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! - Pcom Pete

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"Like the process of finding a mate, building a relationship with Jesus involves more than one big decision. It takes lots of tiny experiences that build a foundation of trust and inspire people to hope that perhaps the God of the universe may cherish them and care about their individual feelings, hopes, and dreams." - Irresistible Evangelism by Steven Sjogren, Dave Ping, and Doug Pollock (Group, 2004)